it ruled
my back got realigned for me several times
i was crushed, i was squished
my pants got ripped up to my ass on one side
i couldn’t touch the ground for entire minutes
the band came out in a million costumes
animals and people were faux slaughtered
and faux blood sprayed everywhere
sometimes the blood was green
penises and breasts and monsters all over the place
most of them spraying red or green stuff
the security guys wore ponchos
dave, tim, and i didn’t

after gwar after gwar